- Nickname: Bosh, Boshler
- DOB: 1/3/1980
- Occupation: National Operations Manager - Restorers National. (Insurance Scams).
- Marital Status: Engaged.
- Favourite Food / Drink: Steak/VB in a can.
- Favourite TV Show: Entourage.
- Favourite Movie: 10 Things I Hate About You/One Night In Paris.
- Favourite Band: Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals.
- Years played at Ranges: 14
- Highest Score: 54
- Best Figures: 7/28
- Greatest Cricketing Achievement: Wilkins Premiership/Playing against Michael Clarke
- Best Cricketer Seen: Steve Waugh/Chris Piggott
- Favourite Sportsperson: Brent Crosbie. Seriously.
- AFL Team Supported: North Melbourne
- 5 People you'd like to go to dinner with: Brent Crosbie, Ben Harper, Heath Ledger, Wayne Carey & Andrew Symonds.
- Funniest person at club: Tristan Richardson. Easily.
- Funniest thing seen on a cricket field: The day Kevin Biddle streaked on his bucks day and dived across the stumps with 1 ball to go. Then proceeded to run off up the hill towards the train tracks, nude.
- Favourite Pastime: Going to the beach.
- Favourite Holiday Destination: Thailand.
Nickname: Lazy Susan
D.O.B.: 20/8/1994
Occupation: Student
Marital status: single
Favourite food/drink: Lasagne/Orange Juice
Favourite TV show: Two And A Half Men
Favourite Movie: Happy Gilmore/Anchorman
Favourite band: Don't have one. I listen to sport.
Years played at Ranges: 8
Highest score: 30
Best figures: 5/7 (6)
Greatest cricketing moment: 2 flags and a 5 fa.
Best cricketer seen: Steve Waugh and Shane Warne. Too hard to decide
Favourite sportsperson: Jonathan Brown
AFL Team supported: Brisbane Lions
5 people you’d like to go to dinner with: Paul Trowsdale, Steve Ward, Elvis, Bear, Gavin (Mainly to sledge and get sledged by. What a meal!)
Funniest person at the club: Lots. Elvis maybe...Anyone but Bozzy or Tim Hoeboer
Funniest thing seen on the cricket field: My dad (Bear) making 50
Favourite pastime: Sleeping comes to mind. What else do you expect from me?
Favourite holiday destination: Gold Coast
Name: Chris Whittaker
Nickname: Whitts
D.O.B.: 22/07/86
Occupation: IT Consultant
Marital Status: Single
Favourite Food/Drink: Pizza/Pure Blonde
Favourite TV Show: Seinfeld
Favourite Movie: Total Recall/ Top Gun
Favourite Band: Metallica
Years Played at Ranges (United/Hockeyers): 7
Highest Score: 180*
Best Figures: 7/32 (incl H/T)
Greatest Cricketing Achievement: Playing in 2 GF wins
Best Cricketer Seen: Mark Waugh and Bosh dead heat
Favourite Sportsperson: Anthony Koutoufides
AFL Team Supported: Carlton
5 People You’d Like To Go To Dinner With: Adam Gilchrist, Kramer, Kouta, Jeremy Clarkson and Kirk Hammett
Funniest Person At The Club: Binga or Brent
Funniest Thing Seen On The Cricket Field: Gooch fielding a ball at Lilydale and falling into the river
Favourite Pastime: Watching any kind of sport
Favourite Holiday Destination: Gold Coast
Nickname: Big Dan
DOB: 17/03/1986
Occupation: Sales Rep
Marital Status: Engaged
Favourite Food / Drink: Pizza/Beer
Favourite TV Show: Simpson's
Favourite Movie: Bourne Series.
Favourite Band: Cold Chisel / ACDC
Years played at Ranges: 2
Highest Score: 38 at Ranges
Best Figures: 4/38 at Ranges
Greatest Cricketing Achievement: Premierships (previous clubs), captaining Thirds last season
Best Cricketer Seen: Ricky Ponting
Favourite Sportsperson: Timmy Cahill
AFL Team Supported: Essendon
5 People you'd like to go to dinner with: Fiancé Sarah, James Hird, Tim Cahill, Tim Watson, Jimmy Barnes & Anthony Kiedis .
Funniest person at club: Bing.
Funniest thing seen on a cricket field: Goocha trying to eat a bouncer.
Favourite Pastime: Friday night footy with a beer in hand
Favourite Holiday Destination: Bali or Ocean Grove
- Nickname: Barbs
- DOB: 7/8/79
- Occupation: IT Geek
- Marital Status: Married
- Favourite Food / Drink: Blue Cheese washed down with a Belgian beer
- Favourite TV Show: Scrubs, Iron Chef
- Favourite Movie: Braveheart, Shawshank
- Favourite Band: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Pink Floyd
- Years played at Ranges: 19
- Highest Score: 131*
- Best Figures: 7/14
- Greatest Cricketing Achievement: Winning 2 GF's
- Best Cricketer Seen: Viv Richards
- Favourite Sportsperson: Reggie Miller (Ex Indiana Pacers)
- AFL Team Supported: Essendon
- 5 People you'd like to go to dinner with: Nick Cave, Robin Williams, Mohammed Ali, Reggie Miller, Scarlett Johannson
- Funniest person at club: Crazy Ivan
- Funniest thing seen on a cricket field: Ragoo and myself running a 6
- Favourite Pastime: Homebrewing, travelling
- Favourite Holiday Destination: Port Douglas
- Nickname: Bobby or Peeza
- DOB: 16/3/1978
- Occupation: Builder
- Marital Status: A missus. Mel Hobbs.
- Favourite Food / Drink: Scalloped Potatoes/All Chicken
- Favourite TV Show: How I Met Your Mother
- Favourite Movie: Matrix Trilogy
- Favourite Band: Cold Chisel
- Years played at Ranges: 23
- Highest Score: 96
- Best Figures: 8/52 off 20 overs.
- Greatest Cricketing Achievement: Wilkins Premiership/Team Of The Decade
- Best Cricketer Seen: Michael Crosbie. Just ask him.
- Favourite Sportsperson: Shane Warne
- AFL Team Supported: Tigers
- 5 People you'd like to go to dinner with: Bosh and Brent for entertainment, Kylie Minogue, Jen Hawkins and Miranda Kerr. Enough said.
- Funniest person at club: Brent Crosbie. Just for being Brent and saying the things that he does without thinking.
- Funniest thing seen on a cricket field: Banger bowling a no ball in a game after saying at training that he never bowls them in a match.
- Favourite Pastime: Mesmerising Brent Crosbie with my off spinners. Baiting Brent is also up there.
- Favourite Holiday Destination: Barbados
- Nickname: Binga
- DOB: 31/10/1984
- Occupation: Plumber
- Marital Status: Single. (I have 2 positions vacant).
- Favourite Food / Drink: Lasagne/Portello.
- Favourite TV Show: Beverley Hills 90210/Cheaters.
- Favourite Movie: Forrest Gump/Debbie Does Dallas.
- Favourite Band: Snow Patrol/Ricky Martin
- Years played at Ranges: 11
- Highest Score: 90
- Best Figures: 5/24
- Greatest Cricketing Achievement: Playing Chandler Shield.
- Best Cricketer Seen: Mark Waugh/Nick McKenzie
- Favourite Sportsperson: Harry Kewell/Scott Wilcox
- AFL Team Supported: Essendon
- 5 People you'd like to go to dinner with: Denzel Washington, Mugabi, Jordon, an African Orphan & Steve Waugh.
- Funniest person at club: Comedy is lacking at our club.
- Funniest thing seen on a cricket field: I got stuck under a fence trying to save 4/Losing my vaginity on a cricket pitch.
- Favourite Pastime: Preparing for cricket trip and getting the boys involved.
- Favourite Holiday Destination: Room 22 at the Old Crown at Bendigo/Maldives.
Nickname: Scotty, Nicko, scottnofriends
DOB: 4/1/1990
Occupation: Automotive/Mechanical Engineer (in training)
Marital Status: single
Favourite Food / Drink: World biggest parma. plenty on top. Crownies to sink it down.
Favourite TV Show: Top Gear or Nitro Circus
Favourite Movie: any action movie that kick serious arse
Favourite Band: Queen, Powderfinger, the Wombats.
Years played at Ranges: 13 (96/97 non-comps at united)
Highest Score: 543 on shane warne cricket 1999. 71 in real life.
Best Figures: 5 for 35 from 18 in last years 4’s G-F.
Greatest Cricketing Achievement: grand final win in the 4’s last season
Best Cricketer Seen: Big E or Stevie Howard.
Favourite Sportsperson: Mark Webber
AFL Team Supported: the team that usually finishes last (aka melbourne)
5 People you'd like to go to dinner with: Mark Webber, Trev Nanscawen, Mel Gibson Tony Martin and Miranda Kerr
Funniest person at club: Trev Nanscewen.
Funniest thing seen on a cricket field: seeing arse (Cameron Butler) injuring his thumb while celebrating a ton vs Warranwood last season.
Favourite Pastime: landscape gardening, superkart racing, movies.
Favourite Holiday Destination: Surfers Paradise, but going around the world soon, which should top that.
Nickname: Crowie, Duck
DOB: 31/12/1979
Occupation: Ctrl+Alt+Delete Facilitator (IT Project Analyst)
Marital Status: De Facto
Favourite Food / Drink: KFC / Beer
Favourite TV Show: Top Gear
Favourite Movie: No Country For Old Men
Favourite Band / DJ: Pearl Jam / John Digweed
Years played at Ranges: 5
Highest Score: 90
Best Figures: 5 fa
Greatest Cricketing Achievement: Wilkins Premiership
Best Cricketer Seen: Shane Warne
Favourite Sportsperson: Jonathan Brown
AFL Team Supported: Brisbane Lions
5 People you'd like to go to dinner with: Eddie Murphy & Robin Williams for the laughs, Megan Fox and Rachel McAdams for the eye candy, and someone loaded.
Funniest person at club: Not a clear winner
Funniest thing seen on a cricket field: Ivan running back with the flight of the ball to take a catch only for it to land behind him
Favourite Pastime: Watching sport over a beer
Favourite Holiday Destination: Port Douglas
Name: Steve Howard
Nickname: Stevoh
D.O.B.: 12/06/1986
Occupation: Accountant
Marital Status: In a relationship
Favourite Food/Drink: Chicken Parma/Jim Beam
Favourite TV Show: Underbelly
Favourite Movie: Clerks
Favourite Band: Green Day
Years Played at Ranges (United/Hockeyers): 10
Highest Score: 81
Best Figures: 5/92 from 25 straight
Greatest Cricketing Achievement: Being a premiership skipper
Best Cricketer Seen: Mat Peisley and Ben Boshier (just ask them)
Favourite Sportsperson: Warnie
AFL Team Supported: Hawthorn
5 People You’d Like To Go To Dinner With: Brent Crosbie (to pick up the bill), Jennifer Hawkins, Ben Boshier (just to watch him bait Brent), Warnie & I guess i better put Bec in here just in case she reads this
Funniest Person At The Club: Michael Crosbie
Funniest Thing Seen On The Cricket Field: Nick Mckenzie being hit for 3 consecutive 6s in the 4s by a bloke who’d made 90 off about 40 balls. The 4th ball Rob Haines catches the bloke over head on the boundary (would have been a 4th six) and Nick then proceeds to give the bloke an almighty gobful. Any outburst from McKenzie, Marshman or Chepa could get a mention though Nickname: Timmy/Timbo
D.O.B.: 14/9/90
Occupation: Student/Pizza boy
Marital status: single
Favourite food/drink: VB and Burgers
Favourite TV show: American Dad!
Favourite Movie: Gran Torino
Favourite band: Def Leppard/Aerosmith
Years played at Ranges: 10 (started in under 10s in 98/99)
Highest score: 13 at Ranges, 27 for school
Best figures: 4/7 in under 10s. Don’t really bowl
Greatest cricketing moment: man of the match in 8’s
Best cricketer seen: Shane Warne
Favourite sportsperson: Luke Hodge
AFL Team supported: Hawthorn – no premiership hangover in 2009, they were still drunk
5 people you’d like to go to dinner with: Luke Hodge, Shane Warne, Archie Thompson, Samuel L Jackson and Steven Tyler
Funniest person at the club: Too many to name… anyone but Charlie Baker
Funniest thing seen on the cricket field: Lachlan Jolley running someone out at the bowler’s end after running down the pitch while keeping
Favourite pastime: drinking, hanging with mates, seeing live bands
Favourite holiday destination: Bright, Phillip Island or Rye
Nickname: Bear
D.O.B.: Just say I'm an old bastard. 1963.
Occupation: Compounder/Forklift Driver
Marital status: Married
Favourite food/drink: BBQ/Bourbon & Cola
Favourite TV show: Spongebob Squarepants/South Park
Favourite Movie: Team America World Police
Favourite band: Frank Zappa And The Mothers of Invention
Years played at Ranges: 10
Highest score: 57
Best figures: 5/81 or 4/13
Greatest cricketing moment: Being picked in an 11
Best cricketer seen: Shane Warne
Favourite sportsperson: As above for his committment to fitness
AFL Team supported: Brisbane Lions
5 people you’d like to go to dinner with: Hhhmmm, a hard one. Ross Noble, Jennifer Hawkins, Adolf Hitler, Mohammed Ali and Frank Zappa
Funniest person at the club: Hainsey springs to mind
Funniest thing seen on the cricket field: A motorised sofa with 3 kids on it, hooning across our ground
Favourite pastime: Playing cricket
Favourite holiday destination: Warm and coastal helps. Hawaii/Fiji/Sunshine Coast
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